date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"
no really people think girls who like sports are like “check out the pitcher’s butt”
but in reality we are
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE SWINGING AT YOU FUCKING IDIOT?? IT’S 3-2. THAT WAS WAY OUT OF THE FUCKING ZONE."
"THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING STRIKE"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS THAT BALL, I COULD CATCH THAT WITH MY BARE HANDS."