headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

Someone’s got a big ego. 

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

For anyone who cares:

• Psychology Paper Three
• Psychology Paper Four
• Psychology Paper Five
• Art and Culture 10 Page Final Journal (Five and a half more pages)
• Narratives Final Paper (Five-Seven More Pages)
• Study for Art and Culture Final on Tuesday
• Study for Psychology Final on Wednesday

I just cranked out a three page essay and a four page essay in less than an hour.